Barista

Submitted by Devrim on 19 June, 2007 - 20:28.

Why not waiter/waitress?
Devrim

19 June, 2007 - 20:34

b/c the person stands behind the bar and makes the espresso. s/he does not come out and serve tables.

19 June, 2007 - 20:36

That is a bit crap isn't it. I haven't actually been to Starbucks, but it sounds like an English pub where you have to go to the bar to get your own beer.
Devrim

19 June, 2007 - 20:37

They make a delightful chai latte...

19 June, 2007 - 20:40
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I haven't actually been to Starbucks, but it sounds like an English pub where you have to go to the bar to get your own beer.

More like burger king than a pub. But then some pubs are more like burger king than a pub sad

19 June, 2007 - 20:47
thugarchist wrote:
They make a delightful chai latte...

If that means, as I suspect it does, tea with milk, it is another terrible English idea* like the service in pubs there.
Devrim
*Yes, I know the Indians do it too.

19 June, 2007 - 20:52
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If that means, as I suspect it does, tea with milk, it is another terrible English idea* like the service in pubs there.

It's not English, it's American.

I despair Devrim, I really do.

good service = hand pulled pint

bad service = change on a tray

19 June, 2007 - 21:03

In my opinion, Starbucks is crap. I went in there for the first time (that I can recall, anyways) and I was not impressed. Plus, I am not kidding when I say I was fairly certain I might start punching the other customers. But then, I'm not that into fancy coffee drinks.

19 June, 2007 - 21:04
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It's not English, it's American.

What tea with milk, or walking to the bar in pubs?

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good service = hand pulled pint

Good service is like in my local in Ankarawhere he starts pulling my pint* as I walk in the door, its on the table about the same time as I sit down, and he starts pulling the next one when he knows I want it.
Devrim
*Actually, it is not a pint . It is an Arjentin, which is 700ml.

19 June, 2007 - 21:07
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Good service is like in my local in Ankarawhere he starts pulling my pint* as I walk in the door, its on the table about the same time as I sit down, and he starts pulling the next one when he knows I want it.

Those lazy British workers.

19 June, 2007 - 21:11

Coffee @ in london proudly proclaims that its "owned by a barista and not accountants" or something along those lines.

19 June, 2007 - 21:15
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What tea with milk,

Calling tea with milk chai latte. Apparently it's spiced tea, with sugar, milk steamed from an espresso machine. That's like calling a frappuccino coffee. I think it'd be more precise to call it "a tea drink".

In Japan they have "Royal Milk Tea" - which is tea made with milk (i.e. no water, just milk and a tea bag). I haven't yet worked out whether that was imported, or someone just heard "tea made wth milk?" during the Meiji restoration and that was the result. It's actually not bad if it's made for you (not like tea obviously, like a savoury hot chocolate), but the canned stuff in vending machines is wrong.

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Good service is like in my local in Ankarawhere he starts pulling my pint as I walk in the door, its on the table about the same time as I sit down, and he starts pulling the next one when he knows I want it.

There's a pub in London Bridge I used to go to regularly where the landlord did that, although I'd still have to walk to the bar obviously.

19 June, 2007 - 21:21

starbucks has been pretending to be italian for 25 years, barista is from that.

When i worked there i used to make green tea steeped in steamed soy milk.

19 June, 2007 - 21:31

I'll drink it if there's nothing else around or if a barista gives me a pound bag, but starbucks makes crap coffee. Poor labor relations and awful coffee.

19 June, 2007 - 21:54
OliverTwister wrote:
When i worked there i used to make green tea steeped in steamed soy milk.

As some sort of hippy ointment, or did you drink it?
Devrim

19 June, 2007 - 22:00
Devrim wrote:
OliverTwister wrote:
When i worked there i used to make green tea steeped in steamed soy milk.

As some sort of hippy ointment, or did you drink it?
Devrim

admin, ban looming on the horizon for you

19 June, 2007 - 23:41
David in Atlanta wrote:
I'll drink it if there's nothing else around or if a barista gives me a pound bag, but starbucks makes crap coffee. Poor labor relations and awful coffee.

I actually have a theory that they purposefully sell bad coffee so that people will buy the espresso drinks. Some of the coffee they sell by the pound is ok, but the stuff they usually brew is really bad.

During my training i was told "many people think starbucks burns the coffee by roasting it too much, but actually, it's just right." This didn't make sense until later when a manager told me they make $1 on every coffee but 2$ or more on every espresso drink.

20 June, 2007 - 03:12

As some sort of hippy ointment, or did you drink it?

hahahahahaha. Seriously, OliverTwister, when we met you didn't seem so much like the hippie type, but this drink is proof to the contrary.

20 June, 2007 - 04:24

A barista told me once that there's some substance they put in drinks, I think it might be the mocha flavoring. In the spot in the store where the vat was kept the bit of floor that the stuff regularly leaked onto was pitted, like the stuff was eating away at the floor.

Also, I object to Thugarchist being banned. That will only result in a samizdat Thugarchist. Instead all copies of Thugarchist must be rounded up and burnt in a heap.

20 June, 2007 - 15:58
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I am not kidding when I say I was fairly certain I might start punching the other customers.

that, and the music which they can't turn down becuase it's "programmed"

20 June, 2007 - 16:03

In a transient and uber-commodified city like las vegas, starbucks is probably the best cup of coffee you can find without driving for a half hour. I have to drive 40 minutes for a decent bagel for fucks sake.

20 June, 2007 - 16:19

Frankly I'm surprised decent bagels can be found in LV at all.

20 June, 2007 - 16:26
j.rogue wrote:
Frankly I'm surprised decent bagels can be found in LV at all.

The two guys who own the place are from my hometown back east.

20 June, 2007 - 16:27

Yeah, the food in Las Vegas is shit.

20 June, 2007 - 17:26
OliverTwister wrote:
I actually have a theory that they purposefully sell bad coffee so that people will buy the espresso drinks. Some of the coffee they sell by the pound is ok, but the stuff they usually brew is really bad.

During my training i was told "many people think starbucks burns the coffee by roasting it too much, but actually, it's just right." This didn't make sense until later when a manager told me they make $1 on every coffee but 2$ or more on every espresso drink.

Yeah, but the espresso drinks taste burnt too! Actually, I just googled "taste burnt" and half the hits on the first page was about Starbucks.

21 June, 2007 - 23:00
Felix Frost wrote:
Yeah, but the espresso drinks taste burnt too!

that's OK, b/c most american 'espresso' tastes like water

11 June, 2008 - 06:43

cafe @ are now just another chain who have constructed an company identity around being local and ethical - it is not a reality just a constructed image.
same old story - when the £ come in they become the beast they set out to oppose.
disclaimer -i am involved in the london coffee scene & am an active anarchist.

25 June, 2008 - 19:30

I fucking hate the US (especially Seattle) obsession with coffee. I prefer instant nescafe to all these ridiculous shade grown blends of crap.

13 July, 2008 - 08:11

I prefer genuine Zapatista coffee from the hills of Chiapas...mmmm...you can actually taste the autonomy!

(Yeah, I'm joking. Still, the coffee is good)

19 July, 2008 - 17:39
888 wrote:
I fucking hate the US (especially Seattle) obsession with coffee. I prefer instant nescafe to all these ridiculous shade grown blends of crap.

Phillistine laugh out loud

8 September, 2008 - 16:26

please delete this subforum