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Attacks on husbands
bastards those husbands are.
@nark1st attacks on teh ruling order!!!!111!!!!
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"On Thursday the August 14th, a gang of anti-hipster hooligans trashed an Urban Outfitters in Milwaukee.Around eleven in the morning, the group infiltrated the store, one-by-one. Then, when the moment was right, they made their presence known.
"Die hipster scum!"
A person juggled eggs (all over the merchandise) while informing the customers that the circus was in town, but they were the freak show. Displays were broken, tables were flipped, merchandise was scattered all over the store, and piles of shameless Obama gear was looted and destroyed.
Let it be known, hipsters, your time has come. No longer will we sit by idly while you appropriate symbols of the working class, queer culture or revolutionary struggle while creating no cool of your own. We'll meet you on the front lines of gentrification and cultural erasure and fight you at each encounter. And Richard Hayne, don't think we've forgotten about the disgusting amounts of money you've donated to Focus on the Family and Rick Santorum, and all their anti-queer crusades.
Today we hit one of your stores. Tomorrow it might be one of your clubs, your cafes or maybe even your condos.
Put down the Polaroids and V-necks; take up the rocks and bottles.
Love,
some fans of stores in shambles"
I feel like writing a reply.
To break it down a bit.
-Bank Robberies
Had to report on a lovely one the other day where workers were tied up and handcuffed by two violent incompetent men armed with a sawn off shotgun. Pretty revolutionary.
-Arson
Like how local developers burned down a community centre to get the space for apartments? They are teh revolution.
-Prisoner Escape
Avoid the obvious joke here but if a rapist or similar escapes do they still applaud?
-Piracy
Yarr?
-And other acts of mischief against the social peace
Against social peace they are aligning with petty bourgeois gangsters. Rose tinted glasses as fuck. Lets get them on here for some trolling.
And here we have evidence that lifestylists have only missed the point, they've chopped it into several pieces and mailed it to several different continents. (Husbands, wtf?)
P.S. What on Earth is a 'hipster' anyhow? Are anarchist now supposed to have something against people who dress normally now?
tigersiskillers wrote:
Jesus. Green Anarchist used to compile something similar - in fact worse if memory serves. Didn't they include stuff like random acts of violence as it was evidence of a breakdown in capitalist society?
yeah they did, they even had (have?) a column of attacks on people by animals. One in particular I remember was a woman who got stung to death by bees.
Django wrote:
There was a hilarious post on infoshop yesterday about an "anti-hipster" attack on Urban Outfitters.
Urban Outfitters in the UK is a massively overpriced shit store for people with too much money who are desperate to look cool. Urban outfitters in the US, however, is excellent and really cheap. More evidence, if any were needed, of the stupidity of anarchists...
Steven. wrote:
Urban Outfitters in the UK is a massively overpriced shit store for people with too much money who are desperate to look cool. Urban outfitters in the US, however, is excellent and really cheap. More evidence, if any were needed, of the stupidity of 'ANARKISTS!!!1!!1!11!'...
Fixed that for you.
so what are you saying? that you unilaterally denounce all frustrated people's attacks on their surroundings? is that because they decided they didn't have the patience to join teh rev0lutionary gro0p of your preference? perhaps it's because you're frustrated with yourselves for not having recruited them so they could release their anger in a healthy way at your meetings and rallies?
yaya2020 wrote:
oh so your critique is they're dirty hippies so fuck em? very punk rock.
Actually, I think it's fair to say that punks have the ability to be much more unclean than hippies. I mean, compare Swinging London to crust punk. The hippies were much cleaner.
More bollocks from the big tent.