Notch8's answerphone message

xConorx "facts tend to cloud my judgement"
Posts: 10827 Joined: 09-12-04 Location: Belfast
Submitted by xConorx on 19 August, 2008 - 16:43.

is brilliant
"hello, i can't answer the phone - I'm either driving a train, or asleep... hopefully not both"

notch8 "Annihilate This Week"
Posts: 449 Joined: 23-03-08 Location: Belfast
19 August, 2008 - 17:03

Its not really logical, if you think about it; if I was asleep I wouldnt be driving the train, it would just be out of control, heading for a firey collision with an oil tanker at a level crossing. Or something.

xConorx "facts tend to cloud my judgement"
Posts: 10827 Joined: 09-12-04 Location: Belfast
19 August, 2008 - 17:09

I guess 'at the controls of a train' might be more accurate.

dee
Posts: 1294 Joined: 24-04-08
19 August, 2008 - 17:11

but then the answer phone message would be longer, and wouldn't flow as well as the transcript suggests.

weeler "temp banned"
Posts: 7383 Joined: 25-09-05 Location: Dublin
19 August, 2008 - 20:05

Whacky.

notch8 "Annihilate This Week"
Posts: 449 Joined: 23-03-08 Location: Belfast
20 August, 2008 - 10:32
Weeler wrote:
Whacky.

What does yours fucken say?
"Cant answer right now, Im trying on a really tight lemon shirt in Topman and theres no signal in their changing rooms".

xConorx "facts tend to cloud my judgement"
Posts: 10827 Joined: 09-12-04 Location: Belfast
20 August, 2008 - 12:46

Weeler is jealous because everyone in Belfast is sound and a laugh whereas everyone in dublin are fuckin dickheads.

weeler "temp banned"
Posts: 7383 Joined: 25-09-05 Location: Dublin
20 August, 2008 - 12:55

Everyone? That is unscientific.

Bobby
Posts: 657 Joined: 22-09-05
20 August, 2008 - 13:36
xConorx wrote:
Weeler is jealous because everyone in Belfast is sound and a laugh.

exactly, Mr. T but I would add 95% that are

xConorx "facts tend to cloud my judgement"
Posts: 10827 Joined: 09-12-04 Location: Belfast
20 August, 2008 - 13:39

you are an anomaly

weeler "temp banned"
Posts: 7383 Joined: 25-09-05 Location: Dublin
20 August, 2008 - 13:49

Can we get a translator?

notch8 "Annihilate This Week"
Posts: 449 Joined: 23-03-08 Location: Belfast
20 August, 2008 - 17:09
Weeler wrote:
Can we get a translator?

No, noboby else in the world speaks that language.